LoneWolf Operator 62798003

I am LoneWolf Operator 62798003... DJ knows me as "that guy who safety'd 5 of us" and his wife knows me as "some stupid cart boy who works on the weekends."
I'm that seemingly senseless 20 year old who works at the store that sponsers the team. I am cracker white with a 40 year olds hairline...
here's how you get your own 40 year old hairline:
1. a pound of gel
2. blow dry it for 10 minutes
3. half a can of spray
4. blow dry it for 10 minutes
5. spend another 10 to 20 minutes trying to make it all slick back, while holding the blower 3 inches from your head on the highest setting
6. do this lots of times for a few months contintuously.
this will make girls never want to talk to you unless their desperate and lonely... or stupid... or if they already know you from somewhere else.

I am finally on the forum, and now I guess we can all talk to each other...